Bumperpodcast #211 – Crying Yeti is sad

Unknown: Hey, why are you crying, why are you so sad, nothing is the matter with me, well some things

Natty Bumpercar: is the matter with me, well some things is the matter with me, well some things is the matter with me, well some things is the matter with me, well some things is the matter with me, well some things is the matter with me, well some things is the matter with me, well Did you get upset, Yeti? You sound a little bit like a cat. I'm sorry. I did not mean to. I'm not laughing at you. I'm sorry. Every episode of the Bumper Podcast is turning into some weird fever dream for the last couple of… I don't know who's showing up. I don't know what they're talking about. This is… Okay. Okay. Well, do you feel like talking now? No, not at you. Not at you. It's just a situation. Not that you're in. Okay. I apologize. No more… There will be no more laughing in this week's episode of the Bumper Podcast. I promise. I'm sorry.

Unknown: You're very… Upset. Really? Really? Okay.

Natty Bumpercar: Okay. Okay. I think I'm starting to get kind of an idea of what you're talking about. And by, you know, kind of an idea, I mean a lot… I have no idea what you're talking about. But I do understand that you're upset. I can see that right in front of me. Clearly. You're a really upset ball of fur. No, that was a term of affection. It was like from the movie. You're like a ball of fur. Whatever the people say. So, are you hungry? Okay. Are you tired? Are you cold? Or are you sleepy? This is all the questions I… Do you have a diaper? These are all the questions that I ask my kids when there's… I mean, because that's how upset you are right now. Like, you're… I can't even… Okay. Okay.

Unknown: Okay. You don't like… He's not nice? Somebody said something? I… I… I…

Natty Bumpercar: So, from what I'm gathering, from what you were just kind of pantomimed screaming at me, somebody said something mean to you, and you didn't like what they said, and what you're feeling. Alright. Okay. So, now we're on the right track. So, who was it? So, that… I mean, let's fix this. Let's just make the whole thing better. Let's figure it all out. Oh, hey. By the car on top, it's me, Pig.

Aloysious J. Pig: He got a talking rug, and he got a podcast. That's with you. How much fun is that? I see. Okay.

Natty Bumpercar: I see. It's him. It's him. Yeah. Okay, Pig. You're the problem. You can't call the Yeti a rug. It hurts his feelings. Because he feels like a rug. You can't hurt a rug's feelings, huh?