Entries by natty bumpercar

[update #4]

A Scary Hat Up There. I was up in the unfinished attic the other night – you know – the attic where you need to step on the top-most part of a 7 (seven) foot ladder to get into . . . the attic where once you do pull yourself up (and it is dusk […]

[update #3]

Oh holy beans . . . For some reason lately – totally out of the blue – I have found myself exclaiming the phrase “Holy Beans!” with the occasional “Holy Franks & Beans” sometimes thrown in for “good” measure. I am not sure where the phrase came from . . . did I pick it […]

[update #2]

The ship is taking on water(s)! Everybody! Quick! Grab a bucket and start bailing this old tub out. . . No, seriously, as the (self-appointed) Captain of this ship – I have to inform you that one of the games that I have been playing is one of those pretending type of games where when […]