Author: natty bumpercar

Natty Bumpercar: oh hey bumper podcast we have two very special guests today and i'm so excited because i have not had them on the podcast in a long long long long long long time who is it emerson and oliver yay yay what's going on boys boys boys uh good wait if i say what's going on you can't say good that doesn't make any sense does it great no like what's going on you're saying you're describing like you're using an adjective you're like you could be like all kinds of stuff is going on all

Unknown: kinds of good stuff is going on yep that's what's happening or is it all kinds of great stuff is going on yeah that's what's happening well i guess you could just say like what's going on good good things good stuff yeah what kind of stuff uh we went to cedar beams we went to cedar beams

Natty Bumpercar: that's a coffee shop you guys drink coffee no we have donuts donuts are you guys nuts for donuts no no you're not crazy for donuts of course no that makes a bad noise i don't want to keep doing it please um what excitement thing excited what exciting things have happened in our house in the last week we switched rooms so emerson the way the microphone works is you have to stand in front of it so that we can hear you you don't have to yell or anything but you just i know okay so wait what exciting things happen we switched rooms what does that

Unknown: mean like we get bigger me and ollie got bigger oh ollie do you like your new room where did mommy

Natty Bumpercar: and daddy move into our room wait what doesn't your room have stickers all over the wall and stuff oh my gosh he's dropped his pokemon cards why did ollie drop his pokemon card oh that sounds like a joke it's like why did the chicken cross the road but instead it's why did the ollie drop his pokemon cards to get to the other side no i don't think that's the real reason um is there anything exciting happening this weekend yes we go to

Unknown: washington dc can you stand up and say that again we're going to washington dc in delaware and baltimore one for two days another one for one day but isn't there something happening like

Natty Bumpercar: in the next two days that's exciting no

Unknown: easter easter easter easter is happening right yeah should we get should we get the easter bunny out

Natty Bumpercar: i don't know where the easter bunny is i know where he is but here's the thing here's the thing that's nerve-wracking we're going to your gg and pop pop house on saturday yeah and then easter's on sunday and we're spending the night up there so how is the easter bunny gonna find us oh he he

Unknown: one of my friends riley uh um she was in a place for vacation and these money came to her house and the other place

Natty Bumpercar: wait really he came to both places yes at the same time at the same time no well it can't be at the exact same time but i thought she was there but she actually wasn't so wait are you telling me that you guys are gonna get double bunny yes yeah

Unknown: get double bunny stuff on gg pop on house yes you're gonna get double bunny stuff on gg pop on house like a lot of places everywhere like but what I'm so here's the thing this might

Natty Bumpercar: be a loophole in the entire Easter plan is if you guys develop the Easter but the double bunny where you get bunnied up there and then you come home and get bunnied two baskets that's a lot of bunny that's a lot more work for the

Aloysious J. Pig: bunny I know there's a pig where's the pig hey somebody call me yes who's talking to me now huh I mean why are you guys stealing your pajamas it's like three o'clock in the afternoon what's that it's not yeah you should be in school what are you doing that's what you just said you didn't touch my belly I remember that that was a long time ago you still remember that yeah I remember that that was a long time ago you still remember that yeah

Unknown: yeah I remember that that was a long time ago you still remember that yeah

Aloysious J. Pig: yeah I had to go to therapy you to the doctor for like two months because of had to go to therapy you to the doctor for like two months because of that t

Natty Bumpercar: Where?

Unknown: At the dragon.

Natty Bumpercar: Oh where we looked for dragons. I didn't know that there were any radioactive apes there. But where did he bite you? Like on your finger or on your nose?

Unknown: On my butt.

Natty Bumpercar: Really? Yes! So you're telling me that this radioactive ape got a little bit fresh with you.

Unknown: And he bit me on the butt.

Natty Bumpercar: Okay, we heard you already. You don't have to keep saying it. This is a family friendly show, my friend. Alright, turn around. My goodness. So what do you think the Easter Bunny is going to bring you this year?

Unknown: Let's see. I think he's going to bring me real life dinosaurs. What's a real life dinosaur?

Natty Bumpercar: What's a real life dinosaur?

Unknown: Big and people.

Natty Bumpercar: You mean like a real, true, like a living dinosaur?

Unknown: Yes.

Natty Bumpercar: But you understand that dinosaurs aren't still around, right? Oh wait, no, Emerson, what are dinosaurs now? What do they turn into? Toys! No.

Unknown: Fossils. I only said birds.

Natty Bumpercar: Birds. Don't do that.

Unknown: And toys.

Natty Bumpercar: Well yeah, they're toys.

Unknown: And fossils.

Natty Bumpercar: And fossils. Do you know any fossils?

Unknown: Uh, a T-Rex fossil.

Natty Bumpercar: Have you met T-Rex fossil in person? No. So let's go back. So we're going to Baltimore and then we're going to Washington.

Unknown: Then we're going to Washington, D.C.

Natty Bumpercar: What are we going to do in Washington, D.C.?

Unknown: Go in a hotel and go in a hot tub.

Natty Bumpercar: No, we're not staying in a hotel in Washington. We're staying with our cousins.

Unknown: Oh yeah. We're going to Delaware, guys. We're going to Delaware.

Natty Bumpercar: Well, what part of Delaware?

Unknown: Um, where you guys got married.

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, good job. You're correct. We're home at the beach. Wait, Ollie, do your scary voice. That's the scariest voice I've ever heard in my entire life. Yes, it is. No, don't do it again. You're so scary.

Unknown: Doodle doodle poodle.

Natty Bumpercar: Huh? Do doodle poodle? Yeah. Uh, where do we find him? Doodle poodle, can you come here for a second?

Doodle Poodle: Uh, hi, Larry. What are you doing? I was just drawing some doodles. Uh, I don't know what I did.

Natty Bumpercar: What voice were we doing when we were driving around earlier? Oh, hello there, everybody. It's me, Grover, your best friend.

Doodle Poodle: Oh, hi, Grover.

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, hi, little boy. What are you doing here?

Unknown: Doing a podcast.

Natty Bumpercar: You're doing a podcast? It's very exciting for you. Are you going to be famous?

Doodle Poodle: I don't know. You're the most famous Oliver that I know. What are you holding in your hands? Pokemon.

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, Pokemon. Those are pocket monsters. Do you guys know any monsters? No. You. I'm a monster. Yeah. Oh, I am so embarrassed. I was a monster the whole time.

Doodle Poodle: Yeah. Doodle doodle. Doodle doodle. Even though you're pretty?

Unknown: Even though your friends are. Doodle doodle.

Doodle Poodle: Look at Elmer, right? Elmer is right here. Let's put that microphone away. It's very expensive.

Unknown: What? Oh, I didn't even know that. You see what shirt I'm wearing today?

Doodle Poodle: Elmer world.

Unknown: I'm wearing my Sesame Street shirt. It's got Bert. Ernie. Ernie. Ducky. Who's the duck? Oh, the rubber rubber ducky? Oscar the Grouch? I can't really see. Upside down. Elmo? Cookie Monster. Big Bird. Cookie Monster? Big Bird? I forget her. Oh, yeah. Transformers? What? No, I mean, stop. Why do you have to dig through everything? We're doing a podcast,

Natty Bumpercar: man. It's fun digging through stuff. Yeah. But it's not. I'm a raccoon.

Unknown: You're not a raccoon. You're a raccoon is what you are. Ooh.

Natty Bumpercar: So you eat junk. He eats junk? Yeah. I'm a raccoon. I'm a raccoon.

Unknown: I'm a raccoon. I'm a raccoon. I'm a raccoon.

Natty Bumpercar: I'm a raccoon. He eats junk?

Unknown: No, I don't.

Natty Bumpercar: I eat healthy food. All day, y'all, eating that junk, y'all. Hey, you.

Unknown: You gave me a wedgie. All right. Should we say goodbye to the podcast, everybody? Goodbye, podcast.

Natty Bumpercar: See you never. So, wait. Let's wrap it up.

Unknown: You guys moved your room. We have big Easter time coming up.

Natty Bumpercar: We have spring break coming up. I got Peabagalilla. Oh, that's mine. That's mine. That's my sketchbook. Where'd you get that?

Unknown: I found it for you.

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. I would like for you to stop going through my stuff. I got Peabagalilla. Oh, that's mine.

Unknown: That's mine.

Natty Bumpercar: That's my sketchbook. I would like for you to stop going through my stuff.

Unknown: It's fun going through stuff, guys. You should do it at your parents' house. And go for the money.

Natty Bumpercar: What money?

Unknown: There's money? Yeah.

Natty Bumpercar: Wait. Where's the money at? I want the money. Come here. Come here. Who's got the money?

Unknown: Me. Do you really?

Natty Bumpercar: No, I have one. Yes. Can I have some?

Unknown: Hey. Hey. Hey. Can I have some?

Natty Bumpercar: April Fools.

Unknown: Oh. So the anniversary I gave you one year ago… Oh. Well. Who is the one? Oh. I'm not worried about it. No, it's nothing. Boy… You're aopher's boy. You think he can teach 너 hacer so many tricks. I heard these tricks are often not funny. You don't care. I've heard them a couple of times. But you don't care about doing it yourself, you get a look because you don't understand what felt in there. What the fuck? No, I don't get this. If you do it, you won't get away with it.