Hey gang of popcorn eating blockbuster movie fiends – here is the list of flicks that will more or likely be getting the better of my wallet this summer.
Looks like I am going to be busy!
- Iron Man (May 2)
- Speed Racer (May 9)
- The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (May 16)
- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (May22)
- The Incredible Hulk (June 13)
- Wall-E (June 27)
- Hellboy II: The Golden Army (July 11)
- The Dark Knight (July 18)
- The X-Files 2 (July 25)
- Pineapple Express (August Eighth)
For me – even for a summer – this is a stupendously large list of things to watch . . . but I will just have to make due – and follow through.
I have already seen “Iron Man” – and will probably dork out a bit to you – and yours – if you will allow about that experience.
I am late to “Speed Racer” – and despite the rotten reviews feel obligated to drag Irving to a matinee to see what is going on with all of those colors zipping and dashing about.
Last note for now – I kind of wish that I was given Batman – instead of Hellboy for a birthday gift – but don’t quite have that kind of pull in the world of scheduling yet . . . although – rumor has it that the Batman marketing department received a note from one I.B. Socks pointing out that it was possible that they wouldn’t want to launch their big movie against what is sure to be a bonanza of entertainment the likes of which the Mountain of Clair has never seen . . . so I guess – thinking back on it – that we won that game of scheduling chicken.
Nice shooting Socks.
Nice Shooting.
I think that it is possible that the trashcan in the kitchen might have died – or something – because that is the only way to explain the horrid odor that has aggressively wafted the several room trip necessary to reach my sensitive schnoz.
Seriously – whatever is happening in the kitchen is totally out of control.
“Why are you in the business of blaming the poor little trashcan – mean Mister Bumpercar?” You may be on the edge of your seat (preferably with your hand up – always lead a question with an upwardly outstretched hand – just to keep things proper) – about to ask – following up quickly – and before I could possibly ever answer with a “What’d it ever do to you anyways – besides lugging all of your nasty – icky garbage around – without you ever even once stopping to give it a ‘Hey there fine job – kiddo!’ – or nothing . . . what kind of inanimate tyrant are you anyways – huh?!”
Well – to answer your first question – while deftly ignoring the second part – I just recently emptied the trashcan of it’s vile contents – and now have to wonder if they were the only things keeping the can from assaulting my air.
Oh well – time to take a shower with the trashcan – I guess.
It is really the only option that I can think of – at this point.
