So here I sit. In my castle. Whiling my time away. I can get a mite bored – so I talk to my dog – but he usually doesn’t have much to say. So now I talk to a mic – because that’s less crazy – and it’s easy to convince myself that I am just procrastinating . . . and not being lazy. So – thanks for the listen – you get a gold star. Hopefully you will enjoy what you hear. Hardy-har-har-har.

It’s like a singing telegram came knocking on your door to make your world that much better … That’s right! Natty Bumpercar sings you a sweet tune about a bear in this week’s episode of the Bumperpodcast – so – hold onto your seats – because it is probably going to get funky.

Have you been telling all of your friends to listen?? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and then we’ll all be happier!

I just want to be happy!

Natty Bumpercar – while on a splendid walk along a busy highway – has been attacked! Or – was he just sat upon?

You are pretty sure that you want to listen to this week’s Bumperpodcast to find out – aren’t you?

Have you ever been beaten up by a ladybug? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and we can figure out how to protect each other …

You could live in a cave!!

Natty Bumpercar is stranded by the railroad tracks with his computer – just waiting for the choo-choo to come rolling around the bend.

Then we talk about cheese and flowers and other pertinent stuff … Yes, we do!Do you ever talk about pertinent stuff? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and then we can all be relevant!

I want to be popular!!

Ooh! It’s one of those whispering shows where secrets are being told … You should definitely listen in to find out which secrets are being discussed.

But – someone – or something – try to shut us down because of what we are talking about ….

Then – Bumpercar gets agitated and starts going on about trashcans running all around the neighborhood …

Do you have awesome secrets that you want to unload? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and everything will be ice cream and cake!

I love ice cream!!

Natty Bumpercar is a bit of a foodie … He decides to make all of you a bit jealous by describing just how delicious his lunch was today …

Why should you care about his lunch? Because there was a surprise that came along with the meal … And everyone loves surprises – don’t they?!

Have you ever had food? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and we’ll all pat our bellies together.

Is that how you spell the plural form of belly?