So here I sit. In my castle. Whiling my time away. I can get a mite bored – so I talk to my dog – but he usually doesn’t have much to say. So now I talk to a mic – because that’s less crazy – and it’s easy to convince myself that I am just procrastinating . . . and not being lazy. So – thanks for the listen – you get a gold star. Hopefully you will enjoy what you hear. Hardy-har-har-har.

We are so overrun with diapers in headquarters that we have decided to start using them for everything.

Are you overrun? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Diapers are the future!

Rain and rain and rain and rain … So much rain in the world – and – Bumpercar doesn’t seem to believe in umbrellas.

Do you believe in umbrellas? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Rain is everywhere!

Spring has sprung around Headquarters!

And – Natty Bumpercar realizes that he doesn’t know everything in the world – which is disturbing. So – a mission is sent out to all of my pals … Tell me all of the things in the world that I don’t know.

Do you know things? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

We’ll be awsomer!

It’s a rainy day surprise!

Listen as I dazzle and dodge raindrops … It’ll be magical!

Do you ever dazzle? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Raindrops have all the power!

Yay! It’s a new Bumperpodcast …

Hold on to your britches.

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Pants are awesome!